The Los Angeles Rams have had a forgettable season that will finally come to a close on Sunday vs. the Arizona Cardinals at The Coliseum. But it might tell you all you need to know.” As I mentioned in my Decider review, his narration is so banal that I found myself internally narrating my life with it. Three year starter, Hominy OK. Showed remarkable improvement in 2020 to become a complete player with ideal size for a linebacker. Quarterback Russell Wilson Sets Pair of Franchise Records in Seattle Seahawks 36-6 Win at Arizona Cardinals Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson capped an impressive fourth year in the NFL by . Speaking of cannabinoids, you drafted Robert Nkemdiche! A friend of mine was born and raised in Arizona, grew up a 49ers fan (and still claims loyalty to them), then bought a Drew Brees jersey the week the Saints won the Super Bowl. I’m at the Cards kickoff luncheon right now and they’ve talked about “BA Swagger” in reference to Bruce Arians and his coaching style maybe a dozen times. How does a 35-year-old former Heisman winner and number 1 pick give the ball up 6 times? Found inside – Page 56But in 2016, he would really bud into his own and ... with a season-ending ACL and MCL left knee injury in a 12/11/16 game against the Arizona Cardinals. 2016 / 12:58 AM Arizona Cardinals' dramatic win over Green . SF – Blaine Gabbert 1-yard run (Phil Dawson kick), 1:52. LA – Greg Zuerlein 29-yard field goal, 8:42. If you wore your starter jacket, Zubaz or snapback through just one season between 1988 and 2007, the lifetime designation is assumed. I say we cut off the water supply and let the entire state petrify. David Johnson was special that season. He broke numerous school records including TCU's all-time record in career . In free agency, they signed veteran defensive back Tyvon Branch and veteran lineman Evan Mathis, while re-signing several key players. Every player showed up to the premiere. This is a team that in the regular season got its ass handed to them by a third-string QB at Pittsburgh, continued the annual tradition of being jack-stomped at home by Seattle, and then in the playoffs suffered one of the most embarrassing defeats in the history of conference championship games (I think Cam Newton just ran it in for another touchdown as I typed that). By going from New England to Arizona, Jones actually gets to trace the path of rural America’s drug supply from its destination to its origin. Arizona Cardinals announce their final 2021 roster. 2014: The injury bug crashes our party and pisses all over our freshly minted carpet. MIN – Kai Forbath 27-yard field goal, 0:04. SF – Phil Dawson 53-yard field goal, 8:40. Fuck this team, fuck its bandwagon fans, fuck tailgating in 110 heat, fuck Daryl Washington, and fuck All or Nothing for making me cry when Michael Bidwill’s dog died. USA TODAY Sports' Nate Davis predicts that the Cardinals will go 12-4 on the season. ARI – J. J. Nelson 4-yard pass from Carson Palmer (pass failed), 5:01. Arizona Sports. I loved how the Amazon show set out to make the Bidwells like competent football people. I irrationally hate the fact that Steve Keim and Seahawks GM John Schneider are friends. We’ve gone from the perpetual 5-11 also ran to the annual trendy Super Bowl pick. With Patriots quarterback Tom Brady suspended and Jimmy Garoppolo starting, the Cardinals were huge favorites to win. Name one other team in the NFL that has the head coach begging fans not to sell their tickets to opposing team fans? NFL Team Win Trends - All Games, Since 2016. Nothing grows here, particularly not tolerance. Arizona was a popular pick for the Super Bowl this year, but they've struggled to find their footing. They don’t deserve anything, really. The Cardinals were eliminated from playoff contention in Week 15 after a loss to the New Orleans Saints. Your coach: Honorary Parrothead Bruce Arians, last seen blaming your mom for the War on Football. Record: 1-0. Calm down there, Choke Boy. The Arizona Cardinals are now 16 days away from the start of the 2020 season. Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise, Relieve Mi Arm Wrap Personal Shiatsu Body Massager W/ Heat, begging fans not to sell their tickets to opposing team fans. Found inside – Page 131Smith headed west to join the Arizona Cardinals on a two-year contract. ... he got to the Cowboys and started setting records and winning championships. She immediately responded “Well, they kinda ARE a bunch of losers.”. When you have one of the better secondaries in football—with or without the Honey Badger—and you let Jeff Janis get behind you TWICE in the last 55 seconds, you deserve to lose. What might not suck: This team has an embarrassment of riches at the skill positions. Last season - a mirage. And this is the best case scenario unless Matt Barkley gets bitten by a radioactive scorpion and gains superpowers. LA – Brian Quick 4-yard pass from Case Keenum (Greg Zuerlein kick), 2:36. Of seven Cards' Pro Bowlers, only two to play Posted by Darren Urban on January 26, 2016 - 1:13 pm The Cardinals had a long season with a crushing ending, and so, with the Pro Bowl coming Sunday only a week after the team's NFC Championship loss, perhaps it shouldn't be very surprising that most of the team's Pro Bowl representatives will not be going to Hawaii. SF – Phil Dawson 49-yard field goal, 1:32. The Cardinals came into the 2016 season with expectations of improving on their 2015 campaign and reaching the Super Bowl. Found insideHas played for the Detroit Lions, Indianapolis Colts and Arizona Cardinals... Solid 11-6 record as starting Quarterback. Has completed 345 out of 659 passes ... Found insideOnly the Vikings could set a league record for points in a season and be ... was followed by a 41–21 playoffopening win against the Arizona Cardinals. In 2019, Arizona established a franchise single-season record with a 5.03-yard rushing average as a team. Your quarterback: Jake Delhomme. The Philadelphia Eagles and quarterback Jalen Hurts will travel to Glendale, Arizona to face the Arizona Cardinals and quarterback Kyler Murray on Sunday, Dec. 20, 2020 (12/20/20). View the 2016 Arizona Cardinals football schedule at FBSchedules.com. 2016 →. 61 overall) and guard, The Cardinals traded a conditional seventh-round selection to the, The Cardinals received a sixth-round compensatory pick (No. The Cardinals clinched their first NFC West title since 2009, in addition to the first 13-win season . Found inside... Mountaineers Arizona Cardinals Arkansas State University, Red Wolves Art of War, ... 2002–5 seasons 2015 season 2016 season 2017 championship (TCU vs. Our quest for a home-grown franchise QB enters yet another year. The Cardinals rushed for 2,237 yards and 22 TDs in 2020. There wasn’t a single person involved in that organization not pushed to promote that thing from every pore and orifice. The Cardinals were featured on this direct-to-Amazon web series that hardly anyone watched and have been walking around like Gloria Swanson every since. But even Arians, a pretty fun coach to cheer for, was obviously playing for the cameras, saying “fuck” every 10 seconds like one of those bad Tarantino impersonators from the mid-‘90s to show how edgy he is. The Arizona Cardinals' dramatic 26-20 overtime victory over the Green Bay Packers is the highest-rated divisional-round game ever. Found inside – Page 4But was Blount the best running back in the entire NFL in 2016? Let's take a closer look at some ... Then there was David Johnson of the Arizona Cardinals. They don’t deserve a football team. CAR – Graham Gano 21-yard field goal, 7:18. 2016. Hey, I love Jon Hamm, you love Jon Hamm, we all love Jon Hamm. The Arizona Cardinals last missed the playoffs in 2020. The Arizona Cardinals cut wide receiver Michael Floyd on Wednesday, two days after he was arrested and charged with a DUI, . Most Points Scored by an Individual in a Game: Ernie Nevers scored an NFL record 40 points (6 TDs and 4 PATs) vs. the Chicago Bears, 11/28/29. I know his kind. Found insideHe was let go on March 10, 2016, after hinting at his release nearly a month ... to the Arizona Cardinals, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Carolina Panthers. 6 seed and qualified for the last playoff spot based on record vs. common opponents — Detroit's cumulative record against. Carson Palmer’s stats - a mirage. Previous Season Next Season. What has always sucked: Let’s talk more about the state of Arizona, because this is where Donald Trump goes whenever he needs to recharge his racism batteries. Hamm, a lifelong Buzzsaw fan who was eager to be a part of the documentary, has to keep saying things like “On the road to a championship, the closer you get, the harder each step becomes” and “A fast start doesn’t tell you everything. They did, however, have a penchant for offensive fireworks. Found inside – Page 2... AP, Arizona Cardinals, Arizona Coyotes, Arizona Diamondbacks, Arizona ... Description: Minneapolis, MN: Abdo Publishing, [2016]|The United States of ... Found insideVince Coleman, Ernie Broglio, John Tudor, and Other Cardinals Greats Rob Rains ... La Russa was hired in 2014 by the Arizona Diamondbacks as the Chief ... Found inside – Page 20151, 2009 Pittsburgh Steelers 27, Arizona Cardinals 23 Pittsburgh ... zone and rumbled down the field for a record 100-yard touchdown as the first half ended. There are so many fans of the other team in the stands each week that every other NFL team thinks of Glendale, AZ as their second home field. ARI – Chandler Catanzaro 43-yard field goal, 0:00. If we had a bad defense that year I swear we go 6-10. Screw anyone who puts lifetime in front of that statement. What about the Derek Anderson, John Skelton, Max Hall, Brian Hoyer, Kevin Kolb, Ryan Lindley carousel of fuck? He was 47-52-2. Subscribe on Apple podcasts or Spotify. Found inside – Page 22In 2008, they matched their best record ever at 12–4. However, the Arizona Cardinals upset them in the first round of the playoffs. 2016 Arizona Diamondbacks Statistics 2015 Season 2017 Season Record: 69-93-0, Finished 4th in NL_West ( Schedule and Results ) Found inside – Page 240Dan Reeves Jr. in discussion with the author, January 29, 2016. 17. ... Encyclopedia,” http://www.pro-football-reference.com/ teams/cbd/; “Arizona Cardinals ... 91 years later, the 'Pottsville Curse' continues to haunt the Arizona Cardinals. And if it wasn’t for the individual heroics of Larry, I wouldn’t have had the pleasure of seeing Palmer shit down his own throat during the championship game. at Bank of America Stadium, Charlotte, North Carolina. BUF – LeSean McCoy 5-yard run (Dan Carpenter kick), 10:25. Grass was never meant to be a sign of affluence. Bad things happen here. You can follow . An 8-1 record is great until Rich Gannon 2.0 (also known as Carson Palmer) tears an ACL/breaks a hip/falls and can’t get up. WAS – Dustin Hopkins 20-yard field goal, 1:52. Because the Chicago Cubs won the 2016 World Series, their first title in 108 years, the Cardinals also finished the season with the longest active championship drought in the four major American professional sports, with their last championship in 1947 as the Chicago Cardinals. I know in my heart that the Cardinals will lose in the playoffs. That means it's prediction time! Larry Fitzgerald led the NFL with 107 catches, gaining 1,023 yards and scoring six touchdowns. NO – Brandin Cooks 45-yard pass from Drew Brees (Wil Lutz kick), 1:51. Win %: The percentage of time the team won. Found inside12 started the season NEW 23 ENGLAND ARIZONA 21 Opposite Quarterback Jimmy ... RECORD 14-2 AFC EAST CHAMPIONS Opposite Head Coach Bill Belichick did not let ... Week 2 - Home vs . Found inside“Insanely Virtual,” The Economist, October 15, 2016, ... .com/mmqb/2015/11/17/nfl-carson-palmer-arizona-cardinals-inside-gameplan; Peter King, ... Because when you are the Arizona Cardinals, second-best is the very best you will ever do. Christ, we are the ‘02 Raiders this year, aren’t we? Oh yeah, Bruce Arians also hates running the ball too, so Stanton’s suckage becomes even more apparent because he’s throwing a lot . CAR – Jonathan Stewart 1-yard run (Graham Gano kick), 11:05. Found inside – Page 198The number of field goals was then a record and still ranks in the top 10. ... though a Luis Sharpe, 1982 (courtesy Arizona Cardinals Football Club). source ... I’ve been going to games since ‘88 and I swear the game experience the last couple years has somehow been even worse than when 28,000 of the dumbest motherfuckers in Arizona—that’s saying something—sat out in direct sunlight on the metal bleachers of Sun Devil Stadium to watch us lose to Rich Kotite’s Jets.